RandomgirlofSOAD

Lota was sat behind her drawing desk, away in her element, drawing comics and was rudely disturbed by someone knocking on the door. Lota jumped before wondering over to the door, opening the door Lota was surprised by who see saw “Shavo?” gasped Lota staring awestruck at the 6ft man “I....I haven't seen you in a long time” Lota paused and started to become suspicious “What are you doing here?” Lota demanded while Shavo laughed

“I missed you!” laughed Shavo picking Lota up and swinging her around “Am I allowed to miss my girlfriend?”

“Yes” giggled Lota. Shavo dropped Lota who then made her way back to her drawing desk “It's just that you've been away for a long time and I thought you forgot all about me” Lota sat behind her desk and continued to draw “I know, it's stupid to think that” Lota went red in the face and hid her face by her drawings, Shavo laughed “Lota I would never forget you!” said Shavo walking behind her and resting his head on her shoulder “I love you too much to even stop thinking about you!” Lota giggled

“Sorry Shavo” said Lota staring up into his dark, brown eyes “I know it was a stupid thought it's just that you didn't really contact me so I kinda thought you forgot about me”

Shavo sighed “Well I was on tour sweetie” Shavo planted a kiss on Lota's cheek “and I don't get much time alone, we've been playing shows every night” Shavo planted another kiss on Lota “and you got Daron to blame there, last time we let him organize anything!”

“That bad then?” asked Lota giggling

“Yes!” laughed Shavo “He had us down for two shows on the same night and each were over three hours away!” Lota laughed and snuggled up to Shavo

“Well why didn't you ask him to change?” asked Lota cuddled up into Shavo

“Well this is Daron we're talking about” laughed Shavo “he wanted to play them and so did Serj” Shavo took a deep breath of Lota's scent “don't ask why, I don't even know myself.” Lota and Shavo laughed and joked for hours before realizing what the time was “Oh my...it 's 11!” gasped Lota once she saw the time “I think I'm going to go to bed” Lota got up yawning “What about you?” yawned Lota staring at Shavo who still wouldn't let go of Lota “Well I was thinking about joining you” said Shavo picking up Lota which made her yell out in surprise “Shavo!” laughed Lota squealing in Shavo's arms “Let me carry you to bed my fair maiden!” yelled Shavo carrying Lota to her bedroom. Once they arrived at the bedroom Shavo dropped Lota on her bed who giggled and watched Shavo sit down next to her. Lota jumps onto Shavo and looks deeply into his warm, brown eyes while unbuttoning his shirt, Shavo places his hands on Lota's waist and watches her unbutton his T-Shirt “mmmmm” groaned Shavo as Lota started to unzip his trousers “You're in the mood tonight”

“Sure am” giggled Lota pulling Shavo closer, Shavo moved his hands from Lota's waist to kiss her neck and slowly starts to take off her clothes. Shavo slowly kisses Lota's neck while fondling her body, Shavo only stops to stare into her eyes. Shavo then pulls Lota in for a passionate kiss “Looks like i'm not the only one in the mood tonight then” giggled Lota returning back to kissing Shavo and starts to explore his body.

The night continues to become more intimate for Lota and Shavo who spend the rest of the week together before Shavo goes back on tour. “I'll miss you” cried Shavo holding Lota tightly in his arms

“I'll miss you more” cried Lota into Shavo and taking in every breath of him “Don't ever forgot about me”

“Don't worry darling, I won't” Shavo let go off Lota and made his way over to the tour bus where the rest of SOAD were waiting impatiently

“Shavo come on!” yelled Daron watching Shavo run back to Lota “We've got too go!”

“Daron it would be different if it was you and Holly!” yelled Shavo while hugging Lota tightly

“I know!” yelled Daron “But we have to leave now!” Daron sat back in the tour bus and started playing on his DS

“I'm sorry Lota, I hope you understand” cried Shavo letting go off Lota

“Don't worry I do” said Lota stepping back as she couldn't stand it when Shavo left

“I'll come back!” yelled Shavo as he was running over to the tour bus “I love you!”

“I love you too!” yelled Lota waving Shavo off “And don't forget to call me!”  

It was another boring afternoon for Daron and whenever Daron got bored weird ideas would come into his head such as last weeks idea when he thought he could fly and ended up jumping off the roof and land on Serj giving him a bad back which Serj won't let Daron live down. But for some reason this idea seemed better than last weeks as it seemed more realistic to Daron, Daron thought he could time travel. This seemed like a great idea to Daron but for the others not so much “What the hell are we going to do?!” said Serj panicking after remembering about last weeks `excellent` idea and deciding to hide for a while so that this time he won't get hurt. “Calm down Serj!” said John who had to stop Serj from jumping out of the living room window with the help of Shavo they had mange to get Serj safely back inside. Still trying to escape Serj only stopped when John had came up with an idea “I know what we can do!” said John as the idea had came into his head Shavo and Serj fell silent and looked at him “What is it?” asked Shavo staring at John like a baby wanting candy. “We make him think he can!” said John proud of his idea

“That's what we did last time when he thought he could fly and look what happened!” screamed Serj starting to panic again, Shavo looked confused “When did Daron think he could fly?” asked Shavo John and Serj exchanged looks.

“When he jumped off the roof he landed on my back” said Serj rubbing his back “And landed on your head”

“That explains so much” said Shavo

“Anyway we gunna do something about this or let him make himself look like a prat?” said John getting annoyed that no one was paying him or his idea any attention.

“Nahh” said Serj starting to relax “I want him to suffer” and sitting back on the sofa to get comfy Serj was starting to fall asleep. John and Shavo copied Serj and they all left Daron to do his own thing and not get involved.

Hours had passed for the bored Daron who finally found out after a day of trying that he could not time travel. This upset Daron very much as he wanted to go back with the dinosaurs and get a piggy back off a T-Rex but that looked like it was never going to happen. Upset about this Daron decided to go find the rest of SOAD. Walking into the living room Daron saw John, Serj and Shavo all cuddled up on the sofa sleeping together, unsure of what to do Daron grabbed a bucket from the garden and ran to the kitchen sink and filled up the bucket with freezing cold water. Once the bucket was full Daron carefully ran back to the living room and tipped the ice cold bucket of water over Serj, John and Shavos sleeping heads. John, Serj and Shavo woke up screaming from the shock and Serj had wet himself. “What the-?” said John in confusion looking around to see who did this when he saw Daron standing behind them laughing “Serj wet himself!” said Daron pointing and laughing at Serj who was embarrassed and tried to cover it up “Yeah well you poured ice cold water on me! What else would you expect!” shouted Serj jumping at Daron who screamed in fear and tried to run away but was stopped by John and Shavo “Let me go!” shouted Daron trying to escape Shavo and Johns grip “I don't like you any more!”

“What a shame” said John sarcastically, Shavo and Serj laughed while Daron tried to escape.

“We aren't going to hurt you Daron” said Serj “We just want to talk to you” John put Daron down who then sat on the floor like a baby and hung his head in shame “Why did you do that Daron?” asked Serj politely

“I got bored” said Daron mumbling and still hanging his head

“And was that an excuse to do that?” said Serj starting to sound a lot like Daron parents

“No” mumbled Daron “I'm sorry”

“Good” said Serj patting Darons head and giving him a sweet which came out from no where which Daron happily ate anyway. John and Shavo went off in a huff as they were jealous of not getting any sweets so they went off to their bedroom and bitched about Daron and Serj for the rest of the night while Daron and Serj sat watching the Spongebob movie and eating Serj's reappearing sweets.

It was a dark, Stormy day for SOAD who were trapped inside the SOAD house with nothing to do. “I'm bored!” cried Daron rolling around on the floor “And I want a beer!”

“Daron you're always bored” said Serj in a strained voice “Why don't you read a book or something” Daron looked offended and was starting to cry.

“I'm sorry Serj!” sobbed Daron “I just need something to do I didn't mean to upset you!” Serj was confused

“What?” asked Serj in a confused voice “I didn't say anything that should of upset you” Serj was staring around at the rest looking for some kind of help. Shavo and John just shrugged their shoulders. “Oh okay” said Daron sitting up and wiping away the left over tears then getting up to go to the kitchen and returning with a bottle of beer which he drank like a baby. “I don't even” began Serj but decided to stop as he didn't want Daron to start crying again and picked up the nearest book and began to read. Shavo and John sat having a argument with each other “Why don't you have any hair?” said John poking Shavos bald head

“Because I don't is it that hard to understand?” said Shavo hitting Johns hand away

“Yes, because you seemed to of never of had any hair. EVER!” exclaimed John

“I did have hair but I chose to style it this way” said Shavo smoothing his shiny, bald head “Anyway why do you chose to keep shaving your hair then? One minute it's long next minute it's gone then it's back then it's gone then you have a Mohawk then it's gone again”

“Why not” said John showing Shavo no expression like always “Anyway why are you picking on me about my hair? Look at Daron! Remember his hair styles!” Daron stopped drinking and looked up wide eyed once he had heard his name “What about my hair?” said Daron twiddling his hair “I like it especially with my cool beard!” Daron was playing with his moustache thing and beard.

“Let's leave him out of this” said Shavo turning back to John

“Naaawwww” said Daron disappointed that he wasn't needed any more

“I like your style Daron” said Serj from the top of his book

“Yay!” said Daron clapping his hands and then returning back to his beer. Serj just laughed.

“What you reading Serj?” said John trying to change the subject about his hair. Serj turned the book around to see the cover “Eeerrrr 50 Shades of Grey” said Serj returning back to his book while John and Shavo gave each other worried looks, Daron laughed “That's the naughty book!”

“Yeah it is” said Serj getting annoyed

“Serj I didn't know you were a pervert” said Daron. Serj gasped

“I'm not a pervert, look at John if you want to see a pervert!” everyone turned around to look at John.

“No” said John sending everyone back to Serj.

“Serj can I read it after you?” Daron pleaded

“No Daron I don't want it warping your mind” said Serj sternly

“But i'm 39!” said Daron outraged “I don't think a perverted book would change me that much. I'm not exactly innocent Serj”

“Oh I know Daron the amount of times I heard you at it” said Serj giggling

“Least you know I can get laid!” said Daron laughing. John and Shavo laughed as well

“But Daron i'm married so I can get laid whenever unlike you” Serj laughed

“Oooooohhhhhh burn!” said John and Shavo in unison.

“Least i'm not stuck to one chick” said Daron laughing. John and Shavo continued to whole burn thing. Serj went red and was trying to think of a comeback “Did I beat you Serjie?” laughed Daron mockingly

“No” said Serj “You didn't” everyone went quiet for a while.

“Well are you going to think of a comeback or what?” asked Daron confused at what was happening

“Come here Daron” said Serj beckoning Daron over, Daron got up and went over and sat next to Serj

“What?” asked Daron lost at what was going on

“Just a minute” said Serj holding up his finger to symbolize a minute.

“Eerrr okay then” said Daron staring at John and Shavo who looked absolutely confused as well but still continued to watch. Over a minute had passed and Daron was starting to lose his patience “Serj what are you doing? I'm getting really bored” Daron paused “Anyway i've got chicks to shag so if you excuse me” Daron got up but was stopped by Serj grabbing hold of his arm and pulling him back down on the sofa and next thing Daron knew Serj was sat on top of him “Dude what the fuck?!” screamed Daron trying to get Serj off him “I don't swing that way. Guys help!” John and Shavo just sat and watched. “You guys are a great help, thanks so much at least I know who to turn to when i'm getting murdered” said Daron sarcastically. Serj laughed “What's so funny?” asked Daron really confused

“You'll find out right about” Serj paused “NOW!” Serj had farted on Darons lap, Daron screamed once he felt it on his leg “Serj that's gross!” screamed Daron trying to push the laughing Serj off but Serj still continued to fart. Daron struggled under the weight of Serj as he tried to push him off but as Serj was much bigger than him Daron had no luck “Serj that's fucking disgusting!” screamed Daron hitting the laughing Serj back “Get off! Get off! Get off!” , repeatedly hitting Serj hoping that he would move but Serj just sat on Daron and still continued to fart “Just because you're jealous that I can get anyone I want and you're stuck with one person for the rest of your life doesn't mean you have to fart on me!” said Daron pushing the laughing Serj off him. John and Shavo were in tears “That wasn't funny!” said Daron getting up and giving Serj a kick “My legs feel weird now!” Shavo, John and Serj were laughing so much they almost wet themselves “Daron lighten up it was a joke” said John finally calming down

“Well it wasn't very nice!” said Daron annoyed that they were laughing at him

“Well look at what you used to do to Serj for a joke” said John sitting on the nearest chair as he laughed so much that him and Shavo had fallen off their chairs.

“What?” asked Daron looking confused “They were funny you used to love my pranks!”

“Yeah but after a while when you start to think about it they weren't so funny” John took a pause to think of a way to word what he wanted to say “Some were almost bullying”

“Dude we were young! Serj got me back many times anyway and some were worse than what I did! Remember the time he stuck my head down the toilet?”

“Yeah but you did lock he in a dark room full of spiders” said John thinking back

“Only because he stole my guitars and wouldn't give them back!”

“Oh yeah” said John remembering “That was funny”

“No it wasn't!” exclaimed Daron “I'm getting another beer” and Daron stormed out of the livivng room

“Daron get me one!” shouted Shavo who had stopped laughing once he heard talk about beer

“NO!” bellowed Daron who slammed the fridge door shut and went up to his room with the rest of the beers

“OI!” shouted Shavo “Gimme one!” Shavo reached out his hand so that Daron could place one in his hand but was greeted with a bottle hitting him square in the face “OOWW!” bellowed Shavo towards Daron who stormed off upstairs “Me nose!” Shavo placed his hand up to his nose which was dripping in blood. “Serj go talk to him, you did this!” exclaimed Shavo getting up and running to the kitchen for a tissue to remove some of the blood “Fine” sighed Serj getting up and following Daron up to his room.

Serj waited outside Darons room before taking a deep breath and knocking on the door “Hey Daron it's me, Serj, look i'm really sorry about what I did” Daron made no reply “Daron are you okay?” asked Serj still no reply from Daron. Daron had made no noise and this worried Serj “Look I know you're in a piss with me and all and I understand but can you at least talk to me!” Daron still didn't reply “Right if I don't get a reply from you in the next minute i'm coming in!” Serj yelled and after the minute had passed with Daron making no reply Serj had opened the door to a sight which he had wished had not walked in on. Daron was led in bed stripped off all clothes and was staring at a computer screen on which was playing pornography, Daron was making hand movements with his right hand and was using this hand on his penis moving his hand back and forth and going faster with each movement. Empty beer bottles scattered the room while the ones Daron had brought up had not yet been opened. Serj gaped at the sight in front of him and felt sick coming up in the back of his throat “I'll come back later” blurted Serj which made Daron jump

“Holy fuck Serj knock!” yelled Daron using the bed sheets to cover up his naked body

“I did but you didn't answer and I thought you were still pissy with me so came in but if I knew you were doing that I wouldn't of!” Serj was looking around the room trying not to make any eye contact with Daron.

“Well you should of knocked louder!” said Daron pulling the bed sheet up higher “Look don't tell anyone about this, please” Daron begged

“Don't worry I won't” said Serj leaving the room “See you later” Serjs voice seemed to of gotten higher.

An hour later Daron rejoined to group seeming happier than he was earlier “You seem in a better mood” said John watching Daron sit down “What happened to you?”

“Stuff” said Daron looking up at Serj who went red in the face

“Okay” laughed John “Least you won't hit us with any more beer bottles” Daron looked over to Shavo who had a bruised nose

“Sorry about that Shavo I don't know why I did it” said Daron giving Shavo the puppy dog eyes

“It's fine” said Shavo “As long as you don't do it again” and he playfully hit Daron on the shoulder

“Serj you seem quiet, you okay?” asked John, Daron gave Serj the evils

“Yeah” said Serj “Just thinking”

“Oh okay” said John and started to read the newspaper that was lying next to him “Hey when do you think this storms going stop?” everyone just shrugged their shoulders

“Whenever I guess” said Shavo holding his swollen nose. For the rest of the day SOAD just sat around the house eating, drinking beer, telling jokes and complaining about everything.